good evening and bienvenue everyone. its day X of the quarantine and honestly, i think i’ve lost all track of time. i no longer think, just simply do. so i wake up, i pee, i log on for work. when my tummy revs like a Honda Odyssey, that’s when i know its lunch time. then i log back on and keep going until my stomach begins to backfire also much like a Honda Odyssey and that’s when i know its time to relieve myself. then i log on again until i breakdown completely like a recently divorced mother at the helm of a Honda Odyssey after having picked up her son Beckett and his friends Judge, Captain, and Hawk from soccer practice. they all play for the Garland Guppies and they’ve recently been handed their 7th loss of the season at the hands of the Flower Mound Frenchies. Beckett’s mother has been extremely disappointed at their continued losses as it will likely hurt Beckett’s chances at getting into an overrated ivy league school and she of course wants to prove herself the better parent over Beckett’s father, River, who recently married a hot young model / law grad / UN diplomat fresh out of UCLA and well onto her way to making partner at the law firm of Grubman Grubman & Grubbs (or
karaoke night @ the Overlook Hotel
karaoke night @ the Overlook Hotel
karaoke night @ the Overlook Hotel
good evening and bienvenue everyone. its day X of the quarantine and honestly, i think i’ve lost all track of time. i no longer think, just simply do. so i wake up, i pee, i log on for work. when my tummy revs like a Honda Odyssey, that’s when i know its lunch time. then i log back on and keep going until my stomach begins to backfire also much like a Honda Odyssey and that’s when i know its time to relieve myself. then i log on again until i breakdown completely like a recently divorced mother at the helm of a Honda Odyssey after having picked up her son Beckett and his friends Judge, Captain, and Hawk from soccer practice. they all play for the Garland Guppies and they’ve recently been handed their 7th loss of the season at the hands of the Flower Mound Frenchies. Beckett’s mother has been extremely disappointed at their continued losses as it will likely hurt Beckett’s chances at getting into an overrated ivy league school and she of course wants to prove herself the better parent over Beckett’s father, River, who recently married a hot young model / law grad / UN diplomat fresh out of UCLA and well onto her way to making partner at the law firm of Grubman Grubman & Grubbs (or